Shameless in Seattle

muh ree suh/18/U. of Washington

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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tiffani-thiessen:

just-hit-a-lick-50-mo-bricks:

kingjaffejoffer:

salute a real nigga when you see one

Next level Marketing

let’s get this money y’all we need to be out hea

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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kittydoom:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

 (Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
 Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.

MIC DROP

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THIS ONE IS FOR MY BITCHES WIT A FAT ASS IN THE FUCKIN CLUH I SAID WHERE MY FAT ASS BIG BITCHES IN THE CLUH FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES FUCK THE SKINNY BITCHES IN THE CLUB I WANNA I SEE ALL THE BIG FAT ASS BITCHES IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN CLUB FUCK YOU IF YOU SKINNY BITCHES WAt

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My favorite TV-shows → Misfits
"What if there’s loads of people like us all over town?" - "No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. I’m telling you, by this time next week, it’ll be back to the same old boring shit.

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do you ever just hold onto anything important that’s ever happened to you for two years

euo:

Submarine (2010) dir. Richard Ayoade

euo:

Submarine (2010) dir. Richard Ayoade

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gorilla-manor:

still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet. 

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yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

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spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

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